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The Boring Page A little wacky, but believe it or not, it has also been translated into more than 10 languages...including Pig Latin. What kind of fruit would you be?....I'm a Golden Orange: "as bright as the sun, as tart as the moon. Strong and centered, happy and shining...you lead a healthy and exciting, open and vigorous life." Some of Alabama's crazy laws that are actually still on the books:

• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
• Persons may be placed in jail for up to five years for shooting a hole in a penny.
• To be a dominatrix is illegal.
• A US citizen can take possession of any foreign, uninhabited island, as long as it contains bird droppings.

although Kentucky has some better ones:

• Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
• One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
• It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.