Why November is the BEST Month of the Year

1. It's not August.
2. I have a birthday at the end of it.
3. The food...all the glorious food...
4. Two national holidays = two free days off of work. That's probably not why I'm supposed to like Veterans' Day, though.
5. The high temperature is consistently under 90.
6. I get presents. Usually in the form of food.
7. Christmas is right around the corner. Which means more presents.

Sometimes, November is all about me and the food. Actually, that's pretty much my life.